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But yo, some parlors piss me off—dim lights, sketchy vibes, overchargin’ for crap. One time, paid 50 bucks, got a half-assed shoulder pat—bullshit! Mr. T don’t play that! Then there’s the good ones—soft music, warm oil, fingers dancin’ on ya skin. Makes me happy as a kid with candy. Pro tip: find them spots with legit reviews, not some shady joint. Little secret—Thailand’s got this trick, “nuru” style, slippery as fuck, whole body glidin’. Blew my damn mind first time!